(636): I was so drunk last night. i kept laughing at this guy dick. it was so small !!!

(410): So I lost my virginity to this senior...Turns out he had sex with With My Best friend who is bi...&& said it is better to have sex with a straight girl while i was giving him a BJ FML

FML: I Lost My Virginity to a boy that had sex with all of my friends...He didnt say a word untill i gave him a BJ

(212): Just woke up with cum leaking our of my pussy and nobody around, heading to get plan b.

(609): Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.

(403): He fucked my ass so hard my future kids felt that.

FML: I just found out my sister was using my steam roller as a dildo FML!!!!!

(336): Its offical I have a gambling problem, just mad 40 prop bets for tonight and tomorrow.

FML: Just sent a text how I loved to suck his cock, dave and dad are next to each other in my phone. Family diner is going to be interesting.

(205): I dont care how ugly she is, she has no gag reflex