FML: I Lost My Virginity to a boy that had sex with all of my friends...He didnt say a word untill i gave him a BJ

FML: I just found out my sister was using my steam roller as a dildo FML!!!!!

FML: Just sent a text how I loved to suck his cock, dave and dad are next to each other in my phone. Family diner is going to be interesting.

FML: My little brother found my dildo and starting sword fighting with it fml

FML: I just had sex with this girl in ac and after we were done she asked me for $200 fml

FML: So last night I was having sex with my girlfriend in my truck when i saw a flash. Thought it was lightning...turns out it was the cops!! FML

FML: So, me and my bf at the time were messing around in the car and when it came time for him to go he went in my mouth and i spit it in this water bottle. Later that day his mom went through his truck and looked at the bottle and asked if he was conjested!

FML: I went to do a fire in the hole last night and as I threw the drink my car stalled fml

FML: So it has been awhile since I had sex. I went to a dealer and bought some roofies not for the reason you think I roofed myself and took off all my cloths and pretended I got laid

FML: So whe are having sex and all of a sudden he pushes my leg over my head and I pull a hamstring. So I can barely walk today and people keep asking what happened fml