(310): Just had sex at yankee stadium

(201): So I was in a business meeting he got so excited he pulled his dick out

(201): Why the hell does my vag smell like my ass and how did I get home last night?

(828): Should I tell brian my finger was in his sisters ass last night?

(919): Just woke up to a pile of shit in my dorm room please explain last night

(910): lesson from last night if a girl has a big choker on its not a girl

(704): Had sex twice this morning now heads to my bf house

(413): bring water ballons over we are getting the mail man again

(336): I blakced out last night just woke up with two dudes in a bed come get me

FML: I just had sex with this girl in ac and after we were done she asked me for $200 fml