(636): I was so drunk last night. i kept laughing at this guy dick. it was so small !!!

(630): My ass is still leaking cum from before

(516): We made a sex tape but in the start I asked him if it was in yet, that will make sure he dont show it to anyone.

(910): When is a good time to tell my bf I let his roommate fuck me in the ass last week

FML: I just found out my sister was using my steam roller as a dildo FML!!!!!

(201): got chased by a homeless guy in a wheelchair. Pretty Scary. LMAO

(212): Just woke up with cum leaking our of my pussy and nobody around, heading to get plan b.

(631): You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone

(201): Seemed like a great idea until I was on my knees with three cocks in my face

FML: Today, I was threatened with eviction from my apartment. The reason: incessant loud screaming. My brother had cheered really loudly while watching the Soccer World Cup on ESPN. He doesn't even live with me.