FML: Today, I had a date with a girl at a fancy restaurant. In the middle of it she says, "Excuse me, I have to use the bathroom." I watched her get up, walk over to the door, leave, get in her car, and drive away.

(310): Just had sex at yankee stadium

FML: So I found out that if you dont pay your parking tickets for over 6 months and then get pulled over they arrest you fml

(519): So we were making out I put my hand down her pants and found out it was a tranny please come get me

FML: Just texted my gf that sex was amazing last night, only problem I was with amy from class fml

(361): beer pong at my house last night and I was bound and determined to get laid... Yeah I got cock blocked by a f*cking chick...

FML: We go back to my place and he goes to put it in and bam wrong hole last tiem I have sex with a virgin fml

FML: So whe are having sex and all of a sudden he pushes my leg over my head and I pull a hamstring. So I can barely walk today and people keep asking what happened fml

(410): feel the rhythm, feel the rhyme it's pot brownie time

(212): Anal is not as fun as it looks in porno