(636): I was so drunk last night. i kept laughing at this guy dick. it was so small !!!

(410): So I lost my virginity to this senior...Turns out he had sex with With My Best friend who is bi...&& said it is better to have sex with a straight girl while i was giving him a BJ FML

(212): Just woke up with cum leaking our of my pussy and nobody around, heading to get plan b.

(609): Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.

(403): He fucked my ass so hard my future kids felt that.

(336): Its offical I have a gambling problem, just mad 40 prop bets for tonight and tomorrow.

(205): I dont care how ugly she is, she has no gag reflex

(609): She is taking on the entire basketball team

(212): Last time I bet anal on football games

(740): Karen... is it bad i can't remember the names of the guys i fucked last night? Not as bad as the fact that this is your boyfriend not karen BTWs were over